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SATIRE: CWU biology professor leads “accidental resurrection” during lab

Gracen Bayer, Guest Satirist
April 18, 2024

Renowned Biology Professor Marianne Shelley has taught at Central Washington University for over fifteen years, and though her classes are never quite full, her reputation for providing her students with...

SATIRE: Another One Bites the Dust: Boeing’s Employees are Dropping Faster than Their Planes

Brandon Mattesich, Satirist
April 18, 2024

Boeing has recently come under fire for allegations about the structural integrity of their planes. This shocking news comes just two weeks after an initial whistleblower was tragically found dead in his...

It’s not all that! A ‘Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV:’ Review

Nicolas Palaia
April 18, 2024

‘‘Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV” is a brand new documentary series that explores the dark history behind the scenes of classic Nickelodeon shows. The series consists of five episodes which...

Sound Bite #2

Brandon Mattesich, Jackson Roberts, and Isaac Dobmeier
April 18, 2024

This Week in Music Welcome to this week's issue of Sound Bite! Recently J. Cole released “Might Delete Later” where he snapped back at Kendrick Lamar for his diss on “Like That” from Future...

Lucky

Astor Powell-Pedersen, Columnist
April 11, 2024

If you’ve been paying attention to the national news, it isn’t difficult to see that in recent years, the right-wing has found its perfect new scapegoat. According to https://translegislation.com/,...

A Clash between Titans!: ‘A Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire’ Review

April 10, 2024

If you say that “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” isn’t the very definition of an epic Blockbuster, then I don’t know what is. With explosive action and set pieces, the audience is never bored...

Setting the stage for women in spikeball

Hayley James, Columnist
April 10, 2024

Roundnet, often referred to as spikeball, is a ball sport that has become popular in the last decade. It shares similarities with four square and beach volleyball. The sport is largely popular with college-age...

Editorial Staff’s Spring Playlist

April 4, 2024

Astor ‘The Other Side of Paradise’ - Glass Animals: This song feels like it makes my bones vibrate, not in the way that it has a ton of bass or something, but that the emotion in the vocals...

‘Immaculate,’ and Sydney Sweeney the movie star

Isaac Hinson, Columnist
April 4, 2024

“Libs saw how the anti-woke crowd embraced Sydney Sweeney as their new darling and right away had to shove her in this blasphemous, satanic, feminist, pro-abortion, anti-life movie degrading christians!...

The art of the double feature: ‘Dune: Part Two’ & ‘Drive-Away Dolls’

Winnie Killingsworth, Columnist
March 7, 2024

In case you missed it, The Observer’s Editor-in-chief, Isaac Hinson, is high on the spice of “Dune.” He’s written about it multiple times both leading up to the release of “Dune: Part Two”...

‘Dune: Part Two’ The biggest, boldest and best sci-fi film of the generation

Isaac Hinson, Columnist
February 29, 2024

Pretty much every decade has a saga, franchise or story that defines it. For the 70s-80s that franchise was “Star Wars” which was released in 1977, and had two sequels that followed in the 80s. The...

Are Skincare Products a Scam?

Raya Miron, Columnist
February 23, 2024

Skincare looks different to anyone and everyone. Some people wash their face with a bar of Dove soap, while others have a 20-step skincare routine. Personally, I have a two-step skincare routine that...