By the students, for the students of Central Washington University

The Observer

By the students, for the students of Central Washington University

The Observer

By the students, for the students of Central Washington University

The Observer

SATIRE: Oops I Did it Again: CWU Student Accidentally Tears Down Wrong Building

SATIRE: Oops I Did it Again: CWU Student Accidentally Tears Down Wrong Building

Brandon Mattesich, Satirist
April 25, 2024

On the bright and early morning of April 15, the birds were chirping, the dogs were barking and one prospective Construction Management major was doing good work tearing down the Language and Literature...

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SATIRE: CWU biology professor leads “accidental resurrection” during lab

Gracen Bayer, Guest Satirist
April 18, 2024

Renowned Biology Professor Marianne Shelley has taught at Central Washington University for over fifteen years, and though her classes are never quite full, her reputation for providing her students with...

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SATIRE: Another One Bites the Dust: Boeing’s Employees are Dropping Faster than Their Planes

Brandon Mattesich, Satirist
April 18, 2024

Boeing has recently come under fire for allegations about the structural integrity of their planes. This shocking news comes just two weeks after an initial whistleblower was tragically found dead in his...

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