Edith: Fight him. That isn’t my real answer, but just a thought. I hate when people can’t pick up hints that I’m not interested. Like, is me only saying one word every time you ask me a question,...

Edith: I am obsessed with this question, I am so ready. The best recommendation I have would be to make him regret leaving! You don’t need to change yourself at all, but if he lurks your socials, just...

Edith: I mean, I’m supposed to graduate this summer and… I have no idea. I have a panic attack first, then it gives that clarity to sit and think sometimes. Ethel: I hate to break it to you, but...

Edith: Well, this one is going to be so fun to discuss! I can’t wait! I would like to have fun with this one, but I should also be a little serious at least. Maybe. Ethel: Seriousness is for the birds....

Ethel: I’m sorry, we were supposed to stop watching Christmas movies? It is never, I repeat, NEVER, too early to watch Christmas movies.  Edith: I truthfully don’t watch many Christmas based movies...

Edith: I… don’t have many friends. Let’s start out with that. What advice I do give is either something that worked in the past or something that I imagine works. Ethel: As an ornery and cantankerous...

Edith: Considering I have zero information on stats or anything smart in general, this is probably more of a question for Ethel this week.  Ethel: Easy! Throw the stats off the bridge instead. Edith:...

Edith: I struggle with this. Too much. To the point it is unhealthy. BUT, I do have advice I can give even though I rarely follow it myself. Ethel: What do you mean, “hOw dO i rEgIsTeR fOr cLaSsEs?”...

Ethel: First step, burn the mounds of homework. Second, what personal life? Last, who needs 13 hours of sleep? You can sleep when you’re dead. Edith: I truly don’t know how to answer this, because...

Edith: Hello! I’m the younger auntie that will be a part of this column. Ethel: And I’m the auntie older than the hills.  Edith: And we’re hosting Edith and Ethel! This will be a weekly advice...