Edith: I am obsessed with this question, I am so ready. The best recommendation I have would be to make him regret leaving! You don’t need to change yourself at all, but if he lurks your socials, just make sure to post how successful you are and how you’re thriving – in a casual way. Don’t aim the posts at him!

Ethel: Well, it looks like you got step one out of the way, which was “Dump his ass.” Good job! Now, the second step is to seduce him. Then you can do one of two things. Right when he is ready to cheat on his new person with you, you can reject him, or sleep with him and dump his ass again. Either one is satisfying. 

Edith: I’m not sure if going back would be the move, Ethel. It makes him think he has a chance or that he has a hold on them. I love the energy, though.

Ethel: Chaotic evil aside, honestly the best thing to do is move on and leave it in the past. I’m not saying forgive, or forget, but walk away from it. I have a hard time forgiving. You could say I hold a grudge.

Edith: If I had a dime for every time I get angry remembering that I let my ex ruin me, my social life and removed school from my priorities… I could pay off my tuition. But I still don’t act on it, because he doesn’t deserve my time or attention.

Ethel: One thing that bothers cheaters the most is when their actions don’t affect you. Because that means they don’t and can’t control you. And that makes you powerful beyond belief. 

Edith: As much as being petty sounds great, it may be best to keep to yourself. Maybe do a lil’ petty post throwing him a pity party for losing you, but besides that, focus on you.

Ethel: So Scorned and Furious, do you the best way you can. The ball is in your court. It’s up to you whether you throw it in his face or keep the ball so he can’t play with you anymore.